Yesterday Dash noticed there was some snow up on the nearby mountains.
He said: "Lets run to the mountains"
I responded: "We can't, they're like 10 miles away."
He replied: "What, you can't run 10 miles?! I can!"
Me: "Well I can, but my knee hurts"
And then he showed he is wise beyond his years:
"Don't worry about your knee, don't worry about your pain, just pick your feet up."

*I shared the condensed version of this on twitter yesterday, but it's stuck with me so I wanted to share it here too"