If your parents ever ask:
"Hey, do you want to work out?"
you'll probably respond
"yes, what will we be doing?"
they may suggest "The Frontiersman Workout"
"Sure, sounds fun" you'll reply unknowingly.
Your parents will have used your love of exercise against you.
Just so ya know: "Frontiersman Workout"=tearing down trees and hauling limbs. Sneaky, sneaky parents.